The general manager of the Salem Seraphim has been fired, literally. The former executive was consigned to the nether regions, which are characterized by weeping and gnashing of teeth. This seems harsh, but when you consider his offenses, it may have been too lenient. What did he do?

He put Corbin Carroll on the VIL for July! Salem’s best hitter is not available to them for a full month! In attempting a defense for his nefarious actions. the GM cited an injury to Carroll’s hand, caused by a pitched ball. The result was a “chip fracture” and Carroll was supposed to be on the IL for at least a month, maybe two, he said.

It’s been only two weeks, and Carroll is already back in the lineup for AZ, hitting well as usual. But not for the Seraphim, who have to wait until August to reactivate him! So the head Seraph followed the example of Paul, cited in 1 Timothy 1:20.