Standings: Week 5, Game 1 (after games of Apr 23)

TeamWinsLossesWPctGB
Peshastin Pears15.879.13.6350.0
Haviland Dragons13.5511.45.5422.3
D.C. Balk13.2911.71.5322.6
Canberra Kangaroos13.2611.74.5302.6
Pittsburgh Alleghenys13.2511.75.5302.6
Flint Hill Tornadoes12.4812.52.4993.4
Salem Seraphim10.9014.10.4365.0
Cascadia Glaciers10.8114.19.4325.1
Portland Rosebuds10.5914.41.4245.3
Kaline Drive10.0314.97.4015.8
Old Detroit Wolverines7.5917.41.3048.3
  • The Super EFL: The Peshastin Pears. Presumably the Pears are having fun all alone up there, in a league of their own.
  • The Normal EFL: Nine teams. Presumably you nine normal teams are having fun with your lively, suspenseful race among “mere mortal” but still elite professional teams.
  • The Unofficially-But-Effectively-Relegated EFL: I may have to resume publishing EFL teams’ positions in MLB standings, so I can follow the race among the Wolverines, Rockies, Athletics, and. White Sox. Like this:
OAK9150.3750
OD7.617.40.3041.9
HOU7170.2922
COL6180.2503
MIA6190.2403.5
CWS3200.1305.5

SUPER EFL

CLE1760.7390
ATL 1660.7270.5
NYY1680.6671.5
BAL1580.6522
PP15.99.10.6352.1
MIL1480.6362.5
PHI1590.6252.5
CHC1490.6093

*Yes, I realize “uber” is a double-entendre, connoting a ride service AND being above others. I am trying to lift spirits on my team. You want to lift your team’s spirits? You can write a post or post a comment any time.